10. The trees are so green and most of the birds are either Wolfpack red or Carolina blue.
9. More squirrels than people.
8. Meat with every meal and jello salad on the side.
7. You want your tea unsweetened? What are you, some kind of heathen?
6. It's not hard to spot women who still tease their hair.
5. People talk funny.
4. Your husband calls and doesn't recognize your voice. Says YOU'RE talking funny.
3. Entire population is still mourning native son Chris Daughtry's ouster from American Idol.
2. Giant portrait murals at the Charlotte airport feature local racecar drivers.
And the number one way you know you're in North Carolina:
The marquee in front of the First Assembly of God announces "NASCAR Sunday"
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You forgot they're still mourning the death of the great #3, Dale Earnhardt and the gigantic Arby's signs! Oh and you can smoke EVERYWHERE!!!
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